Quick History Lesson: The Rice Purity Test is a survey first administered by Rice University in 1980s. Lesson Over.
However, it's the 21st century so I took it upon myself to update the classic Rice Purity Test with the new unholy things of this day and age.
Please note: this is not a bucket list. Do all these things and I promise you God ain't gonna be happy. If you do do everything on this list drink some Holy Water por favor.
Answer honestly, no one is judging you.